A gangster all tatted up on his bald head stopped me in the mall parking lot earlier today and this is what happened. (Well call him Sparkles to hide his identity) Sparkles: Hey homie. Me: Yeah? Sparkles: Let me see your wallet. Me: What? (My wallet was resting on top of the pizza boxes I just bought... I was wearing my Tae Kwon Do pants and it doesnt have pockets.) Sparkles: Let me see your wallet. (Fight or flight response kicks in) Me: Why? Sparkles: I want to take a picture of it. Me: Ummmmm, ok. (He then took a picture of it sitting on top of my the pizza box.) Sparkles: Hell yeah, Im posting this on Facebook. Lesson of the story??? I have one bad ass wallet.
Posted on: Mon, 18 Aug 2014 02:09:33 +0000
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