A man dies. In heaven he sees a large wall full of clocks and he asked the angel MAN: wat are dis 4? ANGEL: dey are lie clocks if u tell a lie on earth , it moves here in heaven. Man:who own dis one (pointin 2 a clock) ANGEL: its 4 mother theresa it never moves b’cos she doesnt tell lies MAN: where are d clocks of nigerian politicians? ANGEL: it’s in our office we use dem as fan since dey don’t stop moving…..lolzzzzzz it cant stop.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Feb 2014 13:53:00 +0000