A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I almost had an affair with a woman.” The priest asks, “What do you mean ‘almost’?” “Well, we got undressed and pressed together, but then I stopped.” The priest replies, “Pressing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.” The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and starts to leave. The priest quickly runs over to him and says, Click Here failpixx/a-married-man-goes-to-confessional-and-tells-the-priest/ to read the rest
Posted on: Mon, 23 Sep 2013 01:23:33 +0000