A-yo, my brother, sup! ;) Crazy Things to do on an Elevator Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP! Whistle the first seven notes of Its a Small World incessantly. Sell Girl Scout cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there? Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. When at your floor, strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: Noogie patrol coming! Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. One word: Flatulence! Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: Ive got new socks on! When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: Oh, not now, damn motion sickness! :D :v :P
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 04:05:19 +0000
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