A-yo, my brother, sup! ;) Office Dictionary Blamestorming: - TopicsExpress



          

A-yo, my brother, sup! ;) Office Dictionary Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing whos to blame for a missed deadline or a failed project. Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands. Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles. Prairie Dogging: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and heads pop up over the walls to see whats going on. Ego Surfing: Googling ones own name. Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards. Ohno Second: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that youve just made a huge mistake. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Kids, Oppressive Mortgage. Stress Puppy: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. Treeware: Printed documentation or paperwork. Xerox Subsidy: Free photocopies from ones workplace. :D :v :P
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 06:48:52 +0000

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