A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and a 50 cent piece in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the 50 cents and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 50 cent piece instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
Posted on: Mon, 16 Sep 2013 00:52:36 +0000
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