>>>A young man called Chris invited his mother for dinner, during the >>>course >>>of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how handsome Chriss >>>flatmate, Simon, was. >>> >>>She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this >>>only made her more curious. >>> >>>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she >>>started >>>to wonder if there was more between Chris and his flatmate than met the >>>eye. >>> >>>Reading his mums thoughts, Chris volunteered, I know what you must be >>>thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates. >>> >>>About a week later, Simon came to Chris saying, Ever since your mother >>>came to dinner, Ive been unable to find the frying pan, you dont >>>suppose >>>she took it do you? >>> >>>Well I doubt it, but Ill email her just to be sure said Chris . So he >>>sat >>>down and wrote: >>> >>>DEAR MOTHER, >>>IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU DID TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE, IM NOT >>>SAYING THAT YOU DID NOT TAKE THE Frying Pan BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT >>>IT >>>HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER. >>>LOVE CHRIS >>> >>>Several days later, Chris received an email from his mother which read: >>> >>>DEAR SON, >>>IM NOT SAYING THAT YOU DO SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND IM NOT SAYING THAT >>>YOU >>>DO NOT SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING >>>IN >>>HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW. >>>LOVE MUM >>> >>>Lesson of the day, >>>NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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