Aaaand thats what you get for calling me on a Sunday! 😡😡 Hi, may I speak to Mrs Dollery? Thats me Hi Im Paul from (Dont remember the name) Insurance. I understand youre a newlywed. Yup Congratulations have you ever thought about life insurance? For my husband? Yes Naw I love him too much to kill him (Awkward silence) What about for yourself? Naw Im planning on living forever. Sounds like you have a really great life then; you love your husband very much and your life is so happy you want to live forever. But have you ever thought about what would happen if you didnt live forever? Wouldnt leaving the man you love behind with few options be one of your greatest fears? Not really Really? What is your greatest fear then, if you dont mind me asking. Growing a penis Excuse me? Growing a penis. Cuz I couldnt put up with dating a crazy ass woman & its hard out there for a gay man. Have you ever met a gay man who likes to hunt? Uhh Dont think so. Ill never have a closet full of fabulous shoes cuz Id rather wear boots & how awkward must it be to get your butthole bleached? Uhh well Im not sure, um how about we get back to your husband. OMG my poor husband! If I grew a penis would he have to turn gay too? Cuz hes a big strong cowboy & he can manhandle steers & if I grew a penis he would literally be manhandling me...which if I were gay might actually be kinda hot now that I think about it. Would he have to bleach back there too?? Would we go to the salon hand in hand and do it together?? Have you ever had yours bleached? Did it tickle? Did you like it? Oh gosh youve given me too much to think about. Im either gonna live forever or grow a penis. Ew what if I lived forever AND grew a penis? Either way I guess I wouldnt need life insurance cuz I couldnt just force my husband to turn gay but thanks for the offer. (Awkward silence) Youre welcome? Im gonna have to let you go sir, I need to research some salons just in case. Better safe than sorry
Posted on: Sun, 01 Jun 2014 23:43:16 +0000
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