Aaj k shaitan bacche: ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ซ Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo. ๐ Lazyness rocks: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Boy:mom, pls giv me a glass of water, mom: u cum & drink. Boy: pls mom. Mom: if u repeat, ill slap u. Boy: wen u cum to slap me, bring the water.,.... ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Teacher: What is your motherโs name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu ..๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa- Bilkul marte the Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi...๐ด๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My 0wn Problems! :):):):-) ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ Lets us start our day with laugh.... ๐๐๐๐๐ Father:- agar iss bar tum exam mein fail hue to mujhe papa mat kehna...๐ก๐ก Aftr exam Father๐ : how is ur result? Son๐ก: dimag khrab mat kar Dharampal... tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai.. ๐ - r.K
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 14:06:15 +0000
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