About me(NJINI): I have two ears, two eyes (that are as sharp as a cats), a torso with two arms. I also have hair in all the right places! And not forgetting my two precious legs. HOBBIES: - Listening to East Coast Radio. - Collecting teeth from a live tiger. - Catching bullets with bare hands. - Assassination. - Jogging up and down Mount Everest & - Collecting rock particles from the moon. MY RECORD: - Fought with an elephant and broke its neck. - Skinned a crocodile alive. - Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived. - Killed Superman. - Held my breath under water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds! - Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Chris Hani, Tupac, B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT: - Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting - Outran a cheetah. - Fluent in 1 798 languages. - First man to land on the sun. SILLY THING DONE: - Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina. - Snow boarding on Mount Everest. - Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: - Couldnt kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the one that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS: - When a cobra died after biting me. - When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: - I really dont like to brag LoL m awesome #P_SOUL
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 11:09:16 +0000
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