Akpos has been admiring his neighbours wife for quite sometime now. The neighbours wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpos didnt know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because shes married. So, one day the lady approached Akpos alone in his apartment and the following conversation transpired: AKPOS: Hi. LADY: Hi. AKPOS: Is everything alright? LADY: (smiling seductively) Yes. Just need a little help from you. AKPOS: (sheepishly grinning). Ok. What kind of help? LADY: (stuttering) I... I... I just dont know how to say this. Ill be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no. AKPOS: (getting excited at the prospect of her demand). Oh! You dont have to. I am ready to do anything for you. LADY: You know, its been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled... AKPOS: (very excited now) Yes! Yes! Yes! LADY: (she continues) ...And even when hes around, he has some... (she paused for a moment), he has some form of disability and he hasnt been able to perform his manly duties. AKPOS: Oh poor you! You must have been going through hell! LADY: I know you are much stronger and able than he is. AKPOS: Of course. LADY: Will you be able to help me? AKPOS: (In cloud 9 now) Wow! Now? Sure, Im ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thank goodness! thats why I came to you. Can you help me carry the deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs? Hahahahaha eeeeehhhhh
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 11:27:50 +0000
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