Almost, most of the problems we are facing in the world today .................were ,and are transacted ,embelished and powered ,in the name of business . Do not let anybody insult your mother and get away with it. Including a soldier. Always wear a deodorant, it doesn’t matter if you need one or not. You are not allowed to date a co-worker. You do not poo where you eat. Never be friends with a girl you have feelings for. Except you love pain, in which case, you should see a therapist. If you do not have time to read a book, at least read an article online. Find a girl who is a Chimammanda in the streets and a Maheeda in the bedroom. She exists. Do not hang out with criminals; the Nigeria police will not know the difference. Life is short for you to argue about religion, sport or politics; you have nothing to gain, except enemies. It’s better to watch a paint dry than do watch a Nollywood movie. You have to be a man, before you can become a gentleman University girls are just secondary school girls with more time and (sometimes) more money. Staying angry is a waste of energy. One girlfriend at a time is probably enough but if you have 3-4 testicles you are free to have 3-4 girlfriends Just because you have a better phone (car) does not make you a better person. Just because its free beer, it doesn’t mean you should drink a crate. Always bring a bottle of something to the party. Never take financial advice from anybody, except its Dangote, Bill Gates or Carlos Slim and or me. Words are foods , eat them , to fortify your hunger , while,............ to safeguard your labour of your solitary fasting , you cannot be on your own .
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 14:04:57 +0000
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