Amazon has apparently patented the process of taking photos against a white background. This aint nothing. I myself am currently a patentholder on: -How much milk to put in a bowl of cereal -How to tie shoelaces to secure shoes to feet -Method of folding money to fit in a wallet (currently in negotiations on a royalty deal for this with Kevin OLeary) -How to poop -Method of putting on pants via left leg followed by right leg -Method of talking on phone via mechanism of holding it to ear/face/mouth -Snapchat -Utility patent on method of opening a car door to allow egress from vehicle -Technique to stay dry during a rainstorm by standing under a deployed umbrella -Patent pending on several unusual arrangements of facial musculature in service of making babies laugh -Using a stapling device to secure two or more pieces of paper -Method of informing friends of my thoughts by typing them into Facebook status box
Posted on: Fri, 16 May 2014 23:42:35 +0000
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