An angry Secondary school principal on a Monday morning assembly says: Since the GENESIS of this term, some students have been EXODUSING to town and I will use my LEVITICAL powers to DEUTORONISE their NUMBERS. To do this, I have appointed JOSHUA as one of the JUGDES. RUTH and SAMUEL as KINGS; to CHRONICLE the event is EZRA. NEHEMIAH and ESTHER will complete the JOB and those students shall all sing in PSALMS and some will talk in PROVERBS. Now you know Mr ECCLESIASTES a.k.a the Preacher,I have asked him to write a LAMENTATIONS that will be read and sang here in the assembly just like the SONG OF SOLOMON, because by the time senior prefect ISAIAH and his deputy JEREMIAH finished compiling the list, there will be weeping and gnashing of Teeth. Y all these Lamentations? Ezekiel pls, tell Daniel to remind Hosea that Joel & Amos have travelled so, Obadiah should obey Jonah & Micah if not Nahum & Habakkuk wil deflect to Zephaniah and pay a visit to Haggai to make sure Zechariah deflect to Malachi. Tell Matthew say I don tire, make Mark, Luke and John Acts on the Romans b4 1st & 2nd Corinthians go reach Galatians. All d Ephesians wey dey for Philipians should park their kaya & relocate to Colossians b4 1st & 2nd Thessalonians corupt d Timothies with eating Titus fish. I have come to understand dat the fight between Philemon, Hebrews & James is masterminded by d Peters & d Johns Mr. Jude pls help me send this 18 pages open letter writing by Obasanjo to Mr. Revelation.... Happy weekend enjoyment
Posted on: Fri, 17 Jan 2014 15:39:49 +0000
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