And now for this evenings blog rant & public service announcement brought to you by dial and life/boy powerful soaps you can find at the dollar tree life boy and dial lather up today. Now for todays public service announcement. this afternoon a friend & myself went to a business networking function at the Texas Rangers, afterwords my friend David Carter begged me to go to the Ranger game with them so we get in line at 4:30 and stand in the hundred degree heat & blazing sun beating down on us for 30 minutes till the gates open . While in line I begin to smell something, something that reminded me of a rank taxi cab from New York or Chicago, I begin to sniff around. & what I was smelling was the distinct odor of BO, body odor there were not many people in line behind us, after all who gets in line at 4:30 at 100° to see the Rangers with a pathetic season play baseball , anyway I digress. Only when I stood in a certain area could I smell it I knew it was not my friend because he just came from his office and its not me , hey I may be bald , I may be fat and ugly but I smell good that is one thing I can boast of. the only person I can think of was this very pretty very young in her early 20s very petite young lady very cute young lady she was in line by herself, I thought shes probably waiting for her date or boyfriend to show up and get line, we waited in line for nearly 40 minutes , but no dude shows up. Its all very clear why, now I know why. The girl reeked of BO! lesson learned ladies you may be cute , dainty and charming and young but if you stink and you are sweatin BO aint no guy with the gift of smell wants to be around you maam. Hey you can go to the dollar tree and spent three bucks and get deodorant a thing of dial and shampoo and you are set it doesnt take much. you can do that ALS cold water bucket challenge and get a bath for free there is no reason you have to stink. So single ladies if youre looking for a fella heres a tip make sure you dont stink because guys dont like girls who stink of BO no matter how cute you might be. When I was in kindergarten girls used to say us boys worms in snails and puppy dog tails thats what little boys are made up but sugar and spice and everything nice thats what little girls are made of wool maam may I suggest this cabbage in rot and everything naught t thats what you Smell like. This concludes todays public service announcement brought to you by lifeboys soap and Dial soap found on sale at the dollar tree every day in one is near you I promise
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 02:51:32 +0000