Another jewel from a friend (via email)... Theatre Seats for Seniors An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, Sorry sir, but youre only allowed one seat. The old man didnt budge. The usher became more impatient. Sir, if you dont get up from there Im going to have to call the manager. Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, All right buddy whats your name? Fred, the old man moaned. Where you from, Fred? asked the police officer. With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied... ... The balcony.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 20:04:26 +0000
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