As every musician knows, to have a great band you need a great drummer. Its true. Try to imagine The Beatles without Ringo Starr. Or The Rolling Stones without Charlie Watts. The Police without Stewart Copeland. Metallica without Lars Ulrich. Rush without Neil Peart. Unthinkable, right? Even so, drummer jokes abound. But were going to let you in on a little secret: We drummers love the jokes. We trade them and e-mail them to one another. The more the merrier. And so, with that in mind, MusicRadar has compiled the 23 best drummer jokes of all time. Why 23 you ask? What, you expect us to actually count to a normal number? How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth. How can you tell a drummers at the door? The knocking speeds up. Whats the last thing a drummer says in a band? Hey, how about we try one of my songs? An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, I dont like the sound of those drums. The chief says, I know. Its not our regular drummer. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless. What do Ginger Baker and black coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart couldve done it. An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within. Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: No, thats God. He just thinks hes Buddy Rich. How do you get a drummer off of your porch? Pay him 10 bucks for the pizza. Why didnt the Little Drummer Boy get into heaven? Because he woke up the baby, for Christs sake! What do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted. What does a drummer use for contraception? His personality. What do you say to a drummer in a three-piece suit? Will the defendant please rise? Hey buddy, how late does the band play? Oh, about half a beat behind the drummer. Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school? Me neither. Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spot. How is a drum solo like a sneeze? You know its coming, but theres nothing you can do about it. Whats the first thing a drummer says when he moves to LA? Would you like fries with that, sir? What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One will mature and make money. Why do drummers have lots of kids? Theyre not too good at the Rhythm Method. What do you do if you accidentally run over a drummer? Back up. What did the drummer say to the band leader? Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 08:58:25 +0000
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