As most of you know I am deathly afraid of frogs...with that being said...Dear neighbors: I am very sorry for the commotion that Im sure you heard coming from my yard. No there was no one with a chainsaw chasing me around the yard...I was attacked by a family of frogs. :( I will never ever again swim with a pool noodle in my entire life. I braved the first one and got it out of the pool in a somewhat calm manner (maybe some mild screaming)...little did I know its wife was sitting on my shoulder and their child on my leg. No amount of soap will ever get that feeling off of my body. Im truly surprised I didnt have a heart attack or go into labor. With that being said thank you lord for allowing me to keep a slight grip on my big girl panties as I was flying out of that pool with no dignity.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 22:55:29 +0000
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