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As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, Ive got a little list — Ive got a little list Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed — who never would be missed! Modern children who think talking without words is really swell, Im srry BFF, but OMG thts like LOL All those gadget driven zombies who prowl the streets like mad, whod cut your throat to cut in line for the new, latest iPad. All those youtubers, social media users and twitterists. Theyd none of them be missed, Ive got them on the list. Theres the white kid with the baggy clothes whos talking like hes black, The girl you date who doesnt get the jokes in Caddyshack, The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line, And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her vagine, Theyd none of them be missed, theyd none of them be missed. those who have their noses pierced or men who die their hair Or idiots who host chat shows and disc jockeys everywhere The man who sits beside you on the plane who likes to talk, whose jabbering inspires you to jam him with a fork Your aunty with the mustache who insists on being kissed. Theyd none of them be missed, Theyd none of them be missed! Theres the punk rock serenader and others of his race, The Heavy Metalist, Aerosmith is on the list. Theres the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool, Then theres singer Justin Beiber, Ive got him on the list. And the fat kid smiling warmly while hes peeing in the pool. He never would be missed, he never would be missed. Theres the foul-smelling boy who comes to school in camouflage, And every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage, And while were on the subject, HBO deserves a whack For ending The Sopranos with a freaking cut to black! And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist. I dont think theyd be missed. Im sure theyd not be missed. But it really doesnt matter whom you put upon the list, For theyd none of em be missed — theyd none of em be missed!
Posted on: Mon, 16 Jun 2014 05:51:50 +0000

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