Author unknown, but a funny little poem!!! Lol Ode to a Outhouse The House Behind The House One of my fondest memories As I recall the days of yore Was the little house, behind the house, With the crescent oer the door. Twas a place to sit and ponder With your head all bowed down low; Knowing that you wouldnt be there, If you didnt have to go. Ours was a multi-holer, three, With a size for every one. You left there feeling better, After your job was done. You had to make those frequent trips In snow, rain, sleet, or fog-- To that little house where you usually Found the Sears catalog. Oft times in dead of winter, The seat was spread with snow. Twas then with much reluctance, To that little house youd go. With a swish youd clear that wooden seat, Bend low, with dreadful fear Youd shut your eyes and grit your teeth As you settled on your rear. I recall the day Ol Granddad, Who stayed with us one summer, Made a trip out to that little house Which proved to be a bummer. Twas the same day that my Dad had Finished painting the kitchen green. Hed just cleaned up the mess hed made With rags and gasoline. He tossed the rags down in the hole Went on his usual way Not knowing that by doing so Hed eventually rue the day. Now Granddad had an urgent call, I never will forget! This trip he made to the little house Stays in my memory yet. He sat down on the wooden seat, With both feet on the floor. He filled his pipe and tapped it down And struck a match on the outhouse door. He lit the pipe and sure enough, It soon began to glow. He slowly raised his rear a bit And tossed the flaming match below. The Blast that followed, I am told Was heard for miles around; And there was poor ol Granddad Sprawled out there on the ground. The smoldering pipe still in his mouth, His eyes were shut real tight; The celebrated three-holer Was blown clear out of sight. We asked him what had happened, What he said Ill neer forget. He said he thought it must have been The pinto beans he et! Next day we had a new one Dad put it up with ease. But this one had a door sign That read: No Smoking, Please. Now thats the storys end my friend, Of memories long ago, When we went to the house behind the house, Because we had to go. For those who never had to trot out in the Cold.....Just Give Thanks!!!
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 22:33:08 +0000