Awwww life in the South....as most of my pals know we tend to not like to talk or address bad or sad issues we are having.. appropriate responses are a compassionate head nod..maybe a side ways half hug with back patting.. with a God Bless you or Bless your heart...since Carrie Booby gate 2014...I have encountered many wonderful folks who love me up but I have to say fellas the women look at me and want details while the fellas do the stare at the twins wait for my boob to fall off pitiful look....of course I had to make a funny.. I mean it is my job.. one of Hotties good pals couldnt look me in the eye he looked so sad and kept staring at Left pitiful twin while he blessed my heart...so I said hang on a minute I will let you see it...it tends to erupt like a volcano every ten minutes and my chest deflates and beer shoots out both my nipples its the damn coolest thing ever...I seriously hope my new 18 year old pair shoot out rum and turn me into a Coyote Ugly bar dancing fool...This was met with total silence and finally some laughter around here...damn lighten up next week I am posting pick a size pictures with optional nipple replacement and really shake it up...Booby gate 2014 Carrie On!!!
Posted on: Sat, 26 Apr 2014 23:22:27 +0000
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