BIG BREAKING NEWS ((-: HELICOPTER AMBULANCES were seen flying to and fro the compound of Castel Gandolfo, the residence of Pope Emeritus Pope Benedict XVI. The blood pressure of the German Pope reportedly shoot-up, 180/120, amid reports that his Porsche Spyders raced to the Vatican carrying a very important guest who is touted to have the power to make or break Germanys dream of capturing this years World Cup. They could have used Pope Francis Maserati Quattroportes, Pope Benedict said. BBCs Bill Turnbull reported that Pope Benedict was greatly disappointed that Aling Dionesia, rumored to be the latest squeeze of FIFA president Sepp Blatter, was summoned by Pope Francis in an apparent move to help Argentina take home the much-coveted football trophy. Pope Benedict can only beat his breast in frustration. Meanwhile, German Chancellor Angela Merker has ordered the Gestapo to sift through the jungles of Brazil to find an Amazonian voodoo priest who can match the highly-intense hypnotic prayer power of Aling Dionesia. Merker has recognized that with Aling Dionesia, Argentina right now has the most potent weapon the football world has ever seen and known. ((-:
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 08:32:38 +0000