Bad news, everybody. On my way to starbucks I got in a small fender bender, to which the man told me he would let it slide and we could be on our way if I did him a favor. He needed some gas money. So i reached in my wallet and noticed I dont have any money. When I told him this he got angry, turned into Satan and demanded my soul as payment. I was in a hurry to get my Starbucks, so I just ran him over. I knew it wouldnt hurt him because hes the devil. Turns out, starbucks is full of worshippers of the devil, because everyone in there tried to kill me upon entry, so I left and got my mocha at Dutch Bros. instead. On my way back, a piano fell on someones head at an intersection, so I was stuck in traffic for about an hour. Once it cleared up and I crossed the intersection, a cop pulled me over right away and accused me of conjuring up the piano. I was thrown in jail and harrassed in the cell by a beefy mexican woman named Carlos. I was released by my guardian leprechaun who proceeded to teleport me home with a free refill on my mocha. All in all, a very strange day. HA! APRIL FOOLS, suckers! I drove home c:
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 01:28:35 +0000
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