Bank drama. To my greatest surprise, the controversial queue wasnt the reason for todays bank drama. It was a certain man. He stormed in, all sweaty, at exactly 3:56pm, Looked at everyone vacantly, then, turned to me and said: You!, are you the last person in this line?. Im not sure, I replied. After taking a disappointed look at me, from head to toe, he said nothing. I said nothing either. The main drama started when the man pulled up his trouser, revealing the leggings he wore underneath. That was where he hid his money. The tight and elastic nature of the leggings made it possible for the notes to stay put there. His hands went to his laps and beyond, dragging and dragging, until all the hidden notes were fully out. We all watched, amused. As if that wasnt enough, a loud noise from his anus broke the wind. The Air conditioner wasnt even helping matters. It chilled the fart. Oga, why are you this wicked ehnn?. This was the one thing I could hear amid the crowd of loud laughter, sighs and insults. Meanwhile, the man said nothing. He just stood there, all sweaty; Looked at everyone, once in a while, vacantly...
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 13:04:12 +0000
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