Because she Kym) made me: 1. I often dream I can fly. Usually Im only a few feet off the ground, but can soar up and up toward the power lines before I level out and become aware that I am dreaming, thus I keep flapping my invisible wings until reality (my pillow) slaps me in the face. 2. In various restaurants, Ive waited on Dwayne Wade, James Marsden, David Schwimmer, Bobby Flay, Jay Cutler, and Papa John. 3. Ive seen Hanson in concert and I resent posting this. 4. I was 17 and they played MMMBop and some people sang along. Ba du dop, ba duba dop. 5. When I was 19 the night ended in Guinness and the smell of it now makes me want to eat mothballs. 6. Somewhere in a friends high school closet exists a picture of me dressed up in her cheerleading clothes. Philip, also erase this one. 7. 68% of the people I know tell me to stop impersonating Christopher Walken. The rest of you I still talk to. YOUVE GOT IT ALL WRONG. 8. I drink pickle juice like its a vitamin. 9. Theres a long hair protruding from the side of my abdomen. Its probably close to 2 inches long. We call him Steve. 10. In 10th grade art class I painted a picture of my dog (beagle/German shepherd mix) and it was so terrible the teacher made t-shirts from the image and sold them for $7 around school. 11. I saw zilch of the profits, yet everyone wore one. 12. I took gymnastics in 3rd grade. Expert tumbler. 13. 2 months ago I saw my first Montana bear. In the neighbors yard. 14. People have told me I look like: Chris Martin (Coldplay), Mitchell (Modern Family), Kris Versteeg (ex-Blackhawks player), Seth Green, Bon Iver dude, and their ex-roommate (most popular). Where oh where does Ryan Gosling come into the mix? 15. I love Ryan Gosling and own most of his movies. Say it. Im better than the Gap. 16. My favorite candy is sour gummy worms. 17. When I was 5 I was in a house that was shredded by a tornado. I saw the chandelier shatter like icicles, the couch relocated to the kitchen, and everyone involved left unscathed. Twister should be my favorite movie, but its not. Though I do like Dusty (Philip Seymour Hoffmans character).
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 08:25:05 +0000
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