Being a soldier of peace in the army of love (At 11:30 PM) She -- Its already Over yaar :| He -- Yaar aisa toh mat bol na plz She -- I cant continue. I am really Sorry !! He -- But maine kiya kya? Galti toh bta meri? She -- Mujhe koi baat nahi karni tumse yaar ab.. Kyu mujhe tang kar rahe ho tum baar- baar? He -- Theek hai yaar...jaisi tumhari marzi.. (At 11:45 PM) She -- You know what, Uska msg aaya tha abhi , bolra tha patchup krlo Her best friend -- Haha fir tunne kya bola? She -- Maine boldiya its already over now.... Her best friend -- Hmmmm :| She -- Maine theek kiya naa? Her best friend -- I dont know , ek baat btaa tu pyar toh aaj bhi karti hai naa usse ? She -- Mere pyar karne se kya hota hai yaar , ussne kabhi mere pyar ki value hi nahi ki. Jab dil kiya tab aajata hai meri life me , aur jab dil kiya tab chale jaata hai Her Best friend -- Every relationship is not perfect yaar... Chal ab jo hogya so hogya. Chill maar. She -- Hmmm thanx. Teri wajah se hi aaj main strong hu kamine. Love you Her Best friend -- But i hate you She -- Kutte marja.... Huh !! Her Best friend -- Acha kal movie dekhne chalnaa? Tera mind bhi divert hojaaega !! She -- Movie? Hmmm chal theek hai Her best friend -- So see you tomorrow. Goodnight kamini !! She -- Goodnight. (Meanwhile on other side) His new interest -- Tumhara kya breakup hogya? He -- Hmmm , but who told you this? His new interest -- Woh aajkal tum itne senti posts daalte ho...aur college mein bhi ab tum apni bndi ke sath nahi dikhte ! He -- Itne senti bhi nahi hote waise .... Or yeah ab humara breakup hogya hai :| His new interest -- Ok!! (breakup toh hona hi thaa , jab bndi hi itni attitude waali thi wo) He -- So kya kar rahi ho tum? His new interest -- Kuch nahi assignments bnari hu. Tum? He -- Oh yaar kal college mein check honi hai kya? Maine toh file tak nahi khareedi abhi His new interst -- Lolz.. He -- So kal free ho? His new interest -- Free in the sense? He -- Wo main sochra tha kal hum movie chale? His new interest -- Movie? But kyu? He -- Kyunki humne kabhi jyada college mein baat nahi ki aur college bus mein sath aate hai but hi-helow se upar kabhi baat nahi hui humari !! Yahan facebbok par hi chatting ho paati hai tumse bus :| His new interest -- Oh hehehe (baat krni bhi kaise thi, teri princess toh humesha tere sath chipki rehti thi) He -- So kya socha? (isko movie ke liye puchkar main kuch galat toh nahi kar rha?, saala breakup ko ek hafta hua nahi mere ki isko movie ke liye puchliya?) His new interest -- Hmm ok but after college we will go. He --After college? 6bje toh college off hota His new interest -- arre budhu i mean maine sirf assignment submit krwaani hai kal college jaakar , then 3-6 ka show dekhlenge !! Ok? He -- Yeah this will be better (Next day) (2:30 PM) She -- Jaldi aa , Im waiting Her best friend -- 2min mein phunch gya bus :| He -- Kahan pahonchi tum? His new interest -- 5min mein pahunch jaaungi (2:45PM) She -- Kahan rehgya thaa tu kamine? 15min se tera wait kar rahi thi Her best friend -- Wo yaar kaam padgya tha :| Acha ticket lekar aaya main , tu yahan wait kar mera She -- Ok!! Jaldi aaio (On other side) His new interest -- Sorry Sorry yaar , late toh nahi huye hum? He -- Nahi nahi , acha main tickets lekar aaya . You just wait here :| His new interest -- Ok !! (At Ticket- Counter) Her best friend -- Bhaiya 2 balcony ! He -- Bhaiya 2 balcony ki dena Ticket Counter -- Sath ho aap log? He -- Nahi nahi , alag alag denaa bhaiya Her best friend -- :| , niche waali row ki dedo chaahe aap mujhe !! *in their minds* Her best friend -- (ye toh uska bnda hai , ye yahan kya kar raha hai?) He -- (ye bnda toh kahin dekha dekha sa lagra hai , oh ye toh iska best friend hota thaa) Her best friend -- (acha hua maine niche waali row ki leli , agar sath sath baithjaate toh problem hojaati) He --(ye kahin uske sath toh nahi aaya hoga? aisa nahi hoskta) (At 2:50 PM) ...and finally they see each other faces as they were present in a same hall but this time with their new partners/friends respectively :{} (He and She in their minds) He -- (hahaha ye toh sach mein iske sath aayi hai) She -- (Oh....So ye bndi hai iski. Great) He -- (Aisa kaise kar sakti hai ye? Isko koi fark tak nahi pada kya humare breakup se?) She -- (Shak toh pehle se hi thaa , aaj clear hogya !! Acha kiya maine breakup krliya iske sath) (At 2:55 PM) His new interest -- Milgayi tickets toh chale andar? Late hori hai He -- Hmmm.... Her best friend -- Popocorn lays wagara laau? She -- Nahi abhi mann nahi mera , interval mein dekhte hai !! (Interval) His new interest -- Movie toh achi hai naa He -- Hmmmm His new interest -- Interval ke baad dekhte hai kya hota hai? Pakka ranbir kapoor usko propose maardega ab !! He -- Hmmmmm !! His new interest -- Kya huaa ? He -- Kuch nahi !! Kya lekar aau? Maaza or Patties? His new interest -- Kuch bhi chalega, aur tumhari ex bhi aayi wi hai naa movie dekhne? He -- Kahan? ;O His new interest -- Saamne dekho , black top mein He -- Oh haan , ye bhi yahan aayi wi hai :| His new interest -- Ye boyfriend hai iska? He -- Pata nahi yaar , acha main coldrinks lekar aaya.... Her best friend -- Kaunsa lays lu? Green waala ya blue? She -- Koi bhi lele :| Her best friend -- Aur tunne apne ex-bnde ko dekha? She -- Nahi -__- Her best friend -- Saamne dekh coldrinks lera hai She -- Oh !! Her best friend -- Aur jo tere piche bndi khadi hai naa , uske sath aaya wa hai.. Piche dekh uski new girlfriend toh nahi hai kyaa? She -- Chod !! Mujhe kya lena... ab andar chal. Movie start hone waali hai !! Her best friend -- Okay !! (After Watching Movie) (At evening 7:00 PM) *many thoughts were revolving in their mind now* She -- (Kya sachmein wo uski nayi bndi thi? Usko text kar ke puchu?) He -- (kahin wo dono toh relation mein nahi aagye ab? Kahin uski wajah se hi mere sath breakup toh nahi kiya tha isne? Kaise puchu isko) She -- (..but agar main text krungi usko , toh sochega ki bndi jealous hori hai) He -- (Text karu ya call? Call kiya aur usne receive nahi kiya then? Text krdeta hu ek...atleast read toh krlegi) She -- (kyu hurt kr raha hai merko ye ladka? Huh) He -- (BC gussa kyu aara hai merko? Shrab peene ka mann kar raha hai....itna frusti kyu kardiya usne merko) (At 10:00 PM) Her P.G Roomate -- Dinner karne nahi chalna kyaa? She -- Tum jaao yaar , mera mann nahi aaj !! Her P.G Roomate -- What happen Jab se market se aayi hai tu chup-chap baithi hai !! Kya hua? She -- Kuch nahi :| Her P.G Roomate -- BF se ladayi hui? She -- Humara breakup hogya Aur aaj maine usko nayi bndi ke sath dekha yaar movie mein Her P.G Roomate -- What? Dont cry sweetheart Saare bnde aise hi hote hai yaar. Inko hum bndio ke emotions dikhte kahan hai? Tu mera hi breakup dekhle , 3saal tak relation chala aur end mein bnde ne merko ditch kardiya She -- But wo aisa nahi thaa yaar , he was so caring !! Her P.G Roomate -- Chill maar yaar !! You have to face all this. I know its easy to say , but hard to do !! But Karna toh padega She -- Her P.G Roomate -- Kab tak pillow mein sir rakh kar roti rahegi? She -- Pta ni (On other side) His roomate -- Kya baat aaj tu itni shrab kyu peera hai bhai? He -- Mann kiya bhai :| His roomate -- Sahi hai He -- ek galti hogyi bhai toh uski itni badi sazza milegi kya mujhe? His roomate -- Kya huaa terko? Senti kyu hora hai? He -- Yaar bhai breakup hogya mera , aur usne naya bnda bhi bnaliya His roomate -- Oh yaar tu tension na le , aajkal saari bndiya aisi hi hoti hai !! Ek gya dusra aaya !! He -- Par wo aisa kaise kar sakti hai bhai? Sabkuch diya maine yaar usko. Uski khushi ke liye maine aajtak kissi dusri bndi se baat tak nahi ki hogi college mein :| His roomate -- Self respect bhi ek cheez hoti hai bhai. He -- Hmmm , but usne mujhe humesha respect di thi !! Pta nahi kya hogya usko ekdum? Kyu mera sath chod gayi bhai wo? His roomate -- Pehle ladkiyo ki tarah rona band kar !! Behave like a real man :| He -- Uff...... Kya karu main? Maine socha sharab peekar uski yaad nahi aayegi , but shrab peekar bhi yaad aari hai uski bhai :| His roomate -- Shrab toh sirf badnaam hoti hai , nasha toh pyar mein hota hai bawa :| He -- Hmmm... Call karu usko? His roomate -- Teri marzi He -- Sirf uski aawaz sunkar phone kaat dunga bhai His roomate -- Theek hai :| (On-Phone) She -- (iska phone kyu aara hai? Kya karu?) He -- (pta nahi phone receive kregi ya nahi) She -- (Dekhti hu kya bolta hai...) She -- Hello He -- Hi.... She -- :| He -- Kya kar rahi ho ? She -- Shayad hum baat nahi kar rahe hai :| He -- Plzz thodi der karlo aaj :| Fir kabhi call nahi krunga :| She -- Nahi mujhe koi baat nahi karni He -- Plz phone mat kaatna :| Maanta hu hogayi galti mujhse She -- Hmmm bolo kya kaam hai? He -- Pehle Tumhari awaaz ko kya hua? She -- Kuch bhi nahi !! He -- Ok , merko aisa lagra tha jaise tum cry kar rhe the :| She -- Oh plz why should i cry? He -- Yeah why should you? Well is he is your new bf? She -- Kaun? He -- Wahi aaj movie waala She -- He is my best friend !! Tum sirf ghatiya hi soch sakte ho He -- Ok !! She -- Well congrats for your new relationship !! He -- What? She -- Tumhari nayi bndi sach mein beautiful hai He -- She is not my girlfriend. Were just a friend :| She -- Hmmm friend !! Okay He -- So movie kaisi lagi? She -- Achi thi :) , kaafi romantic thi !! Tumko kaisi lagi? He -- Pta nahi :| She -- What? He -- Actually mujhe nahi pta chal raha tha ki movie mein kya hora hai :/ She -- Kyun? He -- Kyunki meri movie toh niche waali row me chal rahi thi !! Saara waqt sirf tumhare upar hi dhyan thaa mera :| She -- I guess Humko kal baat karni chahiye , im feeling sleepy now :| He -- Ok goodnight :| She -- Waise maine bhi purri movie mein sirf tumhe dekha , wo alag baat thi ki screen par ranbir kapoor ka chehra dikhra tha mujhe :| He -- I still love you.... She -- ........Goodnight :( He -- Take care :( .....So be proud that you have loved, and not be ashamed of being betrayed because it’s not you who has betrayed… But here no one get betrayed ,its just misunderstanding which betrayed both of them
Posted on: Thu, 25 Sep 2014 08:14:17 +0000
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