Best Reality During increment time Boss : There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee : Thats easy, 49. Boss : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge Boss : What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge. Boss : Its lions birthday, all animals are there except one, why? Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge. Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Employee : She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lions birthday Boss : Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why? Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err... Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!! Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed The ...E... life !!!!! In this world of E-mails, E-ticket, E-paper, E-recharge, E-transfer... Never Forget E-shwar ( God ) who makes e-verything e-asy for e-veryone e-veryday. E is the most Eminent letter of the English alphabet. Men or Women dont exist without E. House or Home cant be made without E. Bread or Butter cant be found without E. E is the beginning of existence and the end of trouble. Its not at all in war but twice in peace. Its once in hell but twice in heaven. E represented in Emotions Hence, all emotional relations like Father, Mother, Brother, Sister,wife & friends have e in them. E also represents Effort & Energy Hence to be Better from good both e s are added. Without e, we would have no love, life, wife, friends or hope & see, hear, smell, or taste as eye ear, nose & tongue are incomplete without e. Hence GO with E but without E-GO!!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 12:25:39 +0000
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