Best thing heard out of context today: Riding my bike in ancient - TopicsExpress



          

Best thing heard out of context today: Riding my bike in ancient downtown Suzhou and its as picturesque as you can imagine any Chinese scene to be. Passing fruit stands and tea shops in narrow alleys, old men playing Mahjong around card tables, older women hanging clothes on the line to dry and young toddlers pooping on the side of the road. Anyone been in Chinese for any time at all can understand that last reference. Then I hear in the clearest white trash southern drawl English I have ever heard, Where the F@#$ is my colander! How can you expect me to make my cheesecake without it!
Posted on: Sun, 12 Oct 2014 10:54:17 +0000

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