Bruce Rah Baba lived on K-street. He was a lobbyist for Christian Rastafarianism. Washington For Jesus one could always spot on his Twin-Engine Corvette whenever he pulled up by the Capitol. One day, on his way to work, he was stopped by the DEA who wanted to know if Christian Rastafarianism was exempted by any federal statute. On matters of National Security Rah told the mortals I am absolute. I am absolute. Bruce Baba was a backchannel specialist. He spoke with the Kings of Waziristan on occasion who often signaled that when he could supply them more milk, they drank even more milk. The assumption was clear, moderation was a ruse... in some things. The people of Waziristan, we are to assume, loved milk above all else and in the absence of milk abused other substances... like human beings. It is why, ultimately, they were viewed as terrorists by the West. We dont need milk to survive they would say but it is better for humanity that we have our milk. But was it really better? We do know, from a recent journey on Channel TIA, that one evening--in an attempt to find out if certain Backchannels remained open Bruce Rah voiced a message to Ali Waziri Denzel who responded immediately, after which--and by the power of perspicacity--a huge explosion was averted. The culprit for this explosion was an American agent of a foreign power who was the new face of terrorism in a just war Dr. Waziri termed milk Jihad. The interpretation, thus, for all who knew about this failed terrorist plot was that in due season, if the backchannel did not yield fruit, then these American lonewolf terrorists would soon don Eastern suits... and explode for notting. When? Dr. Waziri was asked? Oh I dont know the shrug came form the east... probably when the milk runs out.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 03:08:20 +0000