CURRENCY PLAN B AND C ANNOUNCED! With only one day remaining Alex Salmond has pulled a late trick from his sleeve in a final attempt to woo undecided voters. In a surprise announcement, regarding one of the biggest shadows over their campaign, the SNP have revealed details of their currency plan B and C. Plan B: Bitcoins. According to Alex Salmond the Bitcoin is an ideal currency plan B as it is not associated with any country. Warnings from electronic currency expert, Prof. Dan Handyman, that the Bitcoin is a high risk as it has no monetory backing have been shrugged off as scaremongering by Cyberminster. Plan C: US Dollar. In an unprecedented move the SNP are looking across the pond for plan C. It has come to light that the SNP have a scheme in place that should secure millions of US dollars and potentially billions through onshore African oil investment. In a leaked email exchange between Alex Salmond and Chief Na-haluf Butelanga (Lagos, Nigeria) it has been revealed that a deal has been reached where Chief Na-haluf will release 60% cut of his, now deceased, Uncles assets to the SNP. According to Na-haluf his oil magnate Uncle was killed in a civil war and now a kind foriegn gentlemans is required to help the Chief release the many monies and oil rivers. All Alex Salmond has to do is transfer £50,000 (Bank of England, no coins of the Islands) via Western Union to Na-Haluf so he can administrate the transaction and release the funds.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 10:08:39 +0000
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