Chai!!! my eyes saw something yesterday. pls, read along... I was in a bus going to Osogbo from ibadan. I boarded the bus around 08:24pm and sat at the farthest back of the 18 seater bus with my friend to my left and an agile looking man to my right. we took off not long after and while the bus was about 3km into the journey, a guy sitted on the next column but right in my front was gisting with a lady to his left. the discussion went on and those around could hear the what they were saying due to the vocal prowess of the lady. Then, she made statement that caused almost an apocalypse to the serenity of the bus. She said ...Im always prepared for anything because I expect anything at anytime... the guy asked her what she said and she repeated it. There was a sudden bang on the guys face from that agile looking man sitted by my side. it was the type that was aimed at the cheeks but due to the circumference of the palm, the ear and a big part of the neck had its share( a mixture of both igbati + ifoti + iforun as its known in Yoruba). The frequency of the force that lande on that buddys face couldnt be contained and he collided with the lady. The slap was so one-of-a-kind that even before those in the bus could shout, it created a gravitational force between the drivers foot and the brakes. The guy screamed and the whole bus resonated. Never knew the theory that governs atomic bomb was evident in the physical plus this was impulsive. Believe you me, all these spontaneous actions and reactions happened within split seconds. The agile man brought out an I.d card and said he is a mopo in the NPF, everyone in the bus kept their cool all of a sudden, not even the victim could grumble. He asked the girl if she expected it and she couldnt reply because the mopo spoke all through with an hausa accent. I could not sleep in the bus even after eleven hours of erratic movement to and about the biggest city in west Africa because of the .....(fill in the gap). we approached Osogbo and just outskirt of Osogbo, the man shouted from the back with a convincing accent of an osun man Baami, uhn o sokale nibi o, I gave the man a long stare and in that second the entire bus made diverse of sounds, the driver even echoed mopo, se eyin nu. after he lodged out of the bus, everyone started expressing their annoyance... I joined till I got down and wen the bus was gone, I realized that the goods I bought had been carried off. ....... . .LOL........
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 08:40:34 +0000
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