Christmas Crackers How many ears has Captain Kirk got? Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa. What do you call a man whos been diagnosed with attention deficit disorder? These are good crackers, arent they? Who bought these? A French Cat, Un Deux Trois, and an English cat, One Two Three, went for a swimming race round a lake. Who won? One Two Thee, because Un Deux Trois Quatre Cinque. A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre ...... So the barman gives her one.
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