DANIEL MSANII THE LEGENDARY CHS ENTREPRENEUR 1. He is an enigmatic figure amongst different cadres in CHS. First years refer to him as associate professor, second years as deputy chs principal, fellow third years as laboratory technicians while senior students refer to him as an external examiner. 2. His record absenteeism from classes and practical sessions is yet to be broken. He is the only man in recent history to ever break his own record. at the moment, it stands at a proud 98.63%. The only other figure who ever came closest to beating the record was Dr. Mureithi who missed classes to the tune of 89.49% 3. His life in business is unfathomable. he is a jack of all trades. Closer sources that sought anonymity claim he once dealt in fertilizer production as well as a host of online writing accounts to which he earns a decent pay of a few dollars shy of $2529 per month. 4. He has a good mastery of the Queens language. As a matter of fact, he has only dated thrice using the same blueprint speech that he had worked on. His first galfriend gave in to him when he had just finished reciting the introductory paragraph of his all time conquering speech. the second one sang his name without mercy when he read the body of the speech. Rumours claim that he is on a mission to find a third using the conclusion of the same template. 5. He owns 25 rabbits, 32 chicken, four obese heifers and two thin bulls. Through this he sponsors 2 students In College of Architecture and Engineering. 6. When he reads for exam, he reads from whole to part, from the last page backwards, only paying keen attention to key points. He is the first student to ever finish reading Katzungs book of Pharmacology in two hours. 7. He is a man that believes in the psychology of perfectionism. He has allowed his brain to guess about answers. He never answers something he does not know. He is a prototype of classical physiological student who only reads for what is examinable and leaves the rest for post graduate students 8. He never takes notes in class. He puts what the lecturer discusses in the right context of the relevant books. On several occasions, he has amazed his classmates and lecturers alike by quoting true to type the exact words as said by the lecturer 9. It is postulated that his linguistic mastery only comes second to that of the doyen Shakespeare. Had Shakespeare been alive, he would have documented that truly there was a man to whom nature would pay a standing ovation. 10. His potbelly has generated a lot of conspiracy stories. Patho-physiologists are on a debate as to how an individual that never gets tipsy has developed one potbelly of a kind. Anatomists hypothesize that it is probably due to reduced muscle tone of the anterior abdominal muscles that fail to resist the outward pressure of the abdominal contents 11. As for business and corporate world, CHS is yet to meet such a man. every moment he talks business, every number he dials in his phone is business related. When he sleeps, he encounters two business dreams and one extra-business dream. 12. He is against the belief that a normal student should waste time seated attending a three hour boring lecture yet more details are deeply embedded in yellow pages whether soft or hard Hate or love him, Daniel Msanii remains the best entrepreneural mind CHS has ever known.
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