π«DEADLOCK π« Pls... scrol down at ur own risk... Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ... Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi ) πππππππ Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory) πππππππ Q3. Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? ππ Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener ππ ππ ππ π Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie heart is umbrella... Which movie did he really want to see..? Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...! πππππππ Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!! πππππππ Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho............... Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver). πππππππ Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha? Ans:- adidasπ ππππππππ Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ? Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!π ππππππππ Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lots of head scratching done. Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!! ππππππ Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..?? Ans:- DCold (Chain ki saans - Dcold ) ππππππππ Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple.. Ans:- DCold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi... ππππππππ !!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans: Guidance..! πππππ Geography Teacher: agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga? Student: to Tadang jaisa aavaj aayega. Sir gusse se: Kyu ?? Student: Ye Duniya ,,,,Ye Duniya Pittal di. πππππ dont kill me aftr dis...π Girl at a stationary store. Girl: I want a calculator. Shopkeeper: Casio? Girl: Main thik hu aap kaise ho??ππππ Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG! Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha! KYUN? ? ? Kyuki, UNCHE LOG! UNCHI PASAND MANIKCHAND πππππ Why don!t ppl clap in Afghanistan? ? ? ? Because theres the tali-ban! πππππ If u touch 2014 calender u will get a Shock . . do u know y? . . . . . . . . Bcoz . . . . . . . 2014 is CURRENT year.. πππππ This PJ might blow ur senses away: What do u call a lady who drinks only one tea in a day ? . . . . . . . . . . . Jaswanti (just 1 tea)... ππππππππππ πHum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai? Masti? NO Timepass? NO Hum Message Bhejte Hai Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho. Padhega INDIA, Tabhi To Badhega INDIA.......!:ππ
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