DOCTOR SCRAPPERS FACEBOOK ADVICE COLUMN: A Facebook friend, Rick, has asked the question If some foreigner PMs you and asks you to marry them so they can get their green card, should you seriously consider it before saying no? Doctor Scrapper replies: It depends, Rick. If she looks like a Playboy centerfold goddess, can cook, loves football, is eager to cater to a mans every whim and fancy and massage his tired feet at the drop of a hat - Get down on one knee, immediately! Youve hit jackpot! So rare. However, if she weighs approx. ten tons and looks like the rear end of a Bulgarian bus - I would have several demands, such as - One million deposited in an off-shore bank account, a blind fold, etc. But, most importantly, a signed pledge agreeing not to consummate the marriage. I offer the same advice to the ladies in the reverse situation. Best Wishes, - Doctor Scrapper.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 18:10:01 +0000
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