Dear Bankers, ABC to aati hogi!!!!!!!agar aati bhi hogi to aisi nai aati hogi........ A-Aaj file kitne hai? B-Business kitna laye? C-CARD YA CASA D-DSR Dikhao apni! E-Ergo hai ya nahi!! F-FD kitni kari? G-G.I kitna karoge? H-Har haal mei krna hai! I-INTEREST RATE KAM HO JAYENGE? J-Jewel loan kitna hai? K-Kb tk kroge? L-L.I ka kya scene hai? M- Month ka target kitna hai? N-Numbers chaiye! O-Operations se Kuch ni banna!! P-Potential custmr la Q-q rating kharab karwana chahte ho? R-Required run rate badhao!! S-Sales kyu nai ho rahi? T-Target ho rahe hai na is baar? U-Utilize karo tabhi kuch hoga! V-Value kitni hai? W-Wealth a/c chaiye! X-Xcuse nai sunna chahta Y-Yes Boss Z-Zero productivity aaj Happy Banking Life..........
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 17:17:42 +0000