Dear Eyelids, This is a notice of suspension. You have failed miserably at performing your duties. For two consecutive weekends you have been unable to comprehend the concept of sleeping in. Eight o clock would have been sufficient. But you have lacked the ability to hold until even 6:30 or 7:00 on the mornings in question. Even this morning as I attempted to allow you the opportunity to resolve the matter by remaining in bed, you couldnt take your final chance seriously. So Eyelids, you are hereby put on administrative leave ! ! I have found a nice eye mask to handle your responsibilities while you determine if this is the career for you. Further infractions will lead to termination. Sincerely Vonetta S. Johnson (my new middle name...Sleepy)
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 14:10:11 +0000
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