Dear Facebook, Please feel free (as of 1800 hours Zulu time on St Crispins day) to share, disclose, post, publish, print out and hang on your cubicle wall or rearview mirror any of my pictures, posts, status updates or other random crap I put on here. Turns out its the internet, and anything I put here is pretty much out there for the whole world to see. In return, I promise to try not to post my SSN, photos of my credit cards or anything that might get me fired, prosecuted, identify-thefted or ridiculed by whoever the heck would use the stuff I post. Seeing as how its social MEDIA, I reckon its all right... MySpace, on the other hand - YOULL be hearing from my attorney. At least I THINK hes an attorney. Hes annoying, arrogant and has a Facebook account - apparently thats all it takes? Im gonna go now and open an Instagram account so as to have a secure place to keep my sensitive info. Im glad this is an option, as an alternative to emailing all my pertinents n such to that Nigerian businessman every couple weeks for safekeeping... P.S. - Im collecting likes for that surgeon to save that little girl. I think they get animals adopted and bad legislation reversed as well, so be generous...
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 05:16:54 +0000