Did you hear the one...There was this thief on a very dark night that broke into a house. He went to doing his dasterdly deed of stealing the VCR. As he was he heard a voice come out of the darkness, "Jesus is watching you!" He was startled and stopped for a moment but, did not see anything so he thought it was an imagination. He went back to his work and loudly he heard it again, "Jesus is watching you!" This really distured him so he stoped to find the light switch and turned the lights no. He looked around. Way off in a corner of the room he saw a large bird cage with a parrot in it. He asked the bird, "Was that you bird?" The Parrot replied, "Yep!" The thief looked puzzled at that Parrot. Then he asked, "Well what is your name bird?" The parrot said, "Moses!" He glared at the Parrot and asked, "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" The parrot replied sharply, "The same kind of people that would name a Wrottwhiler, Jesus!" Laughter worketh good like a medicine (BIBLE). All have a blessed day, your brother Stephen
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 12:47:29 +0000
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