Doing Anal... Yesterday I was getting the theater together with some friends, my business partners(fun to say), and a few of our improv/sketch students came to help. We unloaded chairs and I got very stoked. Upon finishing, one of my students and I got to talking. We have become friends and he is a really cool guy. His name is Alex Hall (cant tag for some dumb reason), but we call him Anal. The reason being is during improv 101, we play something called the name game. Its a bit of an ice-breaker and commitment exercise. During this game, our students our encouraged to say their name with an adjective(often an alliteration) and an action. Alexs adjective stuck. So to us, his name is Anal. Anyway after we got the chairs set up, Anal asked if I would be interested in playing him one on one in basketball. I gladly accepted Anals challenge, so off to the courts we went. During the first game, I tweaked a hammy a bit. It really hurt because I have been playing too much without proper stretching. Now Anal is a very competitive guy, but he genuinely cared for my hurt hamstring. He is practiced in massage therapy and he uncomfortably showed me exercises and massages that would alleviate my poor hammy. In essence, Anal was massaging my rear end and it felt good; however, I am a spacial relationship/homophobe who moved past our sweet encounter. I soldiered on playing. After 4 competitive one on one games, in which I won them all btw, Anal began sh#t-talking. He said, Come on play one more?!!! Im guaranteeing victory. Meanwhile my hamstring was hamstrung!!! I was in pain, but pride took over. I told Anal that if we played another game, it wasnt going to be close. I said, I am going to destroy you and I promise you it wont be close. He guffawed at my words, so I checked the ball to him and we began our game. About ten minutes later, I beat Anal 11 to 1. So Anal, I just wanted to let you know I enjoyed the games, the butt-rub lesson, and not only being your teacher in improv, but also your teacher on the basketball courts. Anytime you want to play again call me. I love a good Anal whipping... Good talk
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 13:34:10 +0000
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