Dont Miss it Unbeatable Funny Amazing Lines.... 😆😆😆😝😝 Over 😅😆 96% Of Hyderabadis Who is a Hyderabadi? Among Males: Who don’t hesitate to use words likeBaigan ke Ball Both genders cannot complete a sentense without Nakko, Hau, Hallu, Kaiku and Kate Daily.. He goes to Gas Station to fill and says: Panch Point Single Oil Dalo He says (abbi aataun mein) and vanishes for couple of hours or not come back at all. Sleeps around 1 am and wakes only after 9:30 am He drinks half cup tea atleast 6 times Buys only one Gold Flake cigarette Food.. If they do not eat rice at least once a day they will die.(Nothing other than Rice is considered as a meal) For them the only good dishes on earth are: Hyderabadi Biryani, Nahari, Haleem, Marg, Khatti Dal, Tamatoun ka Sherwa, Bhendi ka Sherwa, dhai ki kadi, palak ki bhaji, gawar ki phalli, alu baingan, keema alu methi, khagina, khichdi, pyaz ka anda, papad, boti ka salan, khadi dal, murghi ka khorma, baghara khana dalcha, Til ka Khatta, mirchiyan bhajiye, khubani ka mittha, kaddu ki kheer and fruite salad. They cannot digest or even praise: North indian, South indian, Lebanese, Italian, Arabic, Continental etc. New Generation (males) Over 96% are badh soukh and badh zowkh They consider Kalyani Biryani as Hyderabadi Biryani and atleast once in a week he will visit masha-allah, bismillah, and other restaurants – kisi na kisi to kaat te. 2 out of 3 are Sharukh, Amir, Salman, or Sanjay He feels offended if someone looks at him (Kaiku ghoorra miya?) They only want to become an engineer, doctor, MCA or MBA For most of them US Visa is a dream and Saudi visa a blessing. Most of the Boys spends their precious time at gali ke nukkard, Café, girls college, playing billiards, riding bikes, chatting on internet, teasing girls, changing mobile phones and spend their parents hard earned money. New Generation (females) If she is not studying at St. Anns or Villa Mary then she is not studying at all. Shadan College is a compromise. Stanley is the only school and college for girls from Old City. Begum’s is the most preferred beauty parlour. Most of them cannot live without going to Tutorial Most of them would not like to put on the Sharara for the second time. Har shadi me naya sharara chahiye. Most of them say main kapde Neeru’s our Meena bazaar se he leti hoon They are obsessed by Hindi Film Actresses. Finding a Match All most all the cases are dealt by Marriage Bureau A team of one dozen go to see the girl (to eat and drink: pastries, bananas, mixture, fruit biscuits, etc) When they return home after seeing the girl, someone from the family says badi se manjhli ke aank nak ache hai If they want to reject they say Ladki ka khad kam hai. Hamare bache ki height achhi hai (5.6) They say Ladke ku Family Visa bhi hai (even if he makes 1600 riyals). They say Ladke ka Sheikh (kafil) bahut acha hai tankha badatoun bola shadi ke bad. All matrimonial ads mention boys salary in rupees so that the amount looks big. Finding a Match All most all ads say ladki soum our sala ki paband hai’ All matrimonial ads. Say shadi mein jaldi hai, ladki ke bhai bahar is aye huwe hain Advertisements some times clearly mention: Ladke ku karobar bhi laga ke denge or Azad visa bhi denge or ladki ke naam pe jayezaad hain (200 gaz ka plot, makan ya phir flat Hyderabadi parents only look for: US/Canadian immigrants or Gulf settled – Deen ki nisbat pe rishte karne wale aaj kal bahut kam milenge. Shadi ke mamle me Bherd Chaal Chalte jo jaisa kara waise sab follow karte Finding a Match Har kisi ku Gori Ladki Chahiye – Khud bhilaven ke jais rahta. Har ladke ki Amrika ki koshish chalte rahti ya phir bhainoyi saudi ka visa bhejne wale hai. Landan ki koshi bhi side mein chalti. Ladkiyoun ku pakwan zyada nahin ata – If you ask them why they reply Laad pyar se pale. Inter Fail ladke ku bhi graduate ladki hona Finally Shadi Ke Din Dinner invitation is known as ration card – if there is no dinner, a lot of them are disappointed, they say kya jate miya auto ka ki...... Regards-Admin☆☆☆☆ THE TIME BING ROCKFORD SHIMLA☆☆☆
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 14:46:11 +0000
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