Down in the workshop all the elves were makin toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye, Merry Christmas to all - now youre all gonna die! The night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized hed been gettin a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere youll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen And he took a big bite and said, It tastes just like chicken! The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you cant hardly walk around the North Pole Without steppin in reindeer guts Theres the National Guard and the F.B.I. Theres a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circlin round in the sky And the bullets are flyin, the body counts risin And everyones dyin to know, oh Santa, why? My my my my my my You used to be such a jolly guy Yes, Virginia, now Santas doin time In a federal prison for his infamous crime Hey, little friend, now dont you cry no more tears Hell be out with good behavior in 700 more years But now Vixens in therapy and Donners still nervous And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service And they say Mrs. Clause, shes on the phone every night With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights Theyre talkin bout - the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nicholas flipped Broke his back for some milk and cookies Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin gypped Wo, the night Santa went crazy The night St. Nick went insane Realized hes gettin a raw deal Something finally must have snapped in his brain Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 00:06:20 +0000
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