During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approaches the pastor with an unusual offer. Look, Ill give you $100 if youll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where Im supposed to promise to love, honor, and obey and be faithful to her forever, Id appreciate it if youd just leave that out. He passes the minister a $100 bill and walks away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it comes time for the grooms vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says, Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live? The groom gulps, looks around, and says in a tiny voice, Yes, then leans toward the pastor and hisses, I thought we had a deal. The pastor puts a $100 bill into the grooms hand and whispers, She made me a better offer.
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 04:24:08 +0000
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