EVERY CONGREGATION HAS ONE. WHICH ONE ARE YOU? THE STORYTELLER: That publisher you cant get away from. THE GREETER: The publisher who makes it their goal to say Hi, how ya doin? to every person in the Hall. THE LOVER: That sister who hugs and kisses everyone. SPEED RACER: That young boy whos always sitting in a chair for running. THE EVACUATORS: Those publishers who race to the door after the closing prayers at all the meetings. PAVAROTTI: That loudest singing publisher who sits behind you and whom convinces you that you are mute. THE VENTRILOQUIST: That brother who sings without opening his mouth. THE 6TH MAN: The publisher whos always giving impromptu talks. THE ESCAPEE: The publisher who runs away when being given a talk assignment slip. THE SEASON TICKET HOLDERS: Those brothers/ sisters who always sit in the exact same seat. RIP VAN WINKLE: That older brother who wakes up for the closing song and prayer. THE WHIPLASH KIDS: Those sleeping kids whose heads spring up and down with violent jerks. THE RAMBLER: You can count on him going over time on his talk every time. THE WALLPAPER: During the meeting the brothers who stand up in the back of the hall. THE ADJUSTER: The speaker who always has to adjust his own microphone. THE HIGH LIGHTERS: Those publishers that use 5 different colored markers to underline their Watchtowers. THE UNDER LINERS: Those publishers who underline every word of every paragraph of their Watchtowers. THE ASSIGNER: The Elder whos always busy assigning jobs to Ministerial Servants before and after meetings. THE GOOD READERS: that sis who reads the paragraphs of the Watchtower during her comment thereby convincing the bro doing the Watchtower summary that hes not a good reader. THE MEDITATORS: The publishers who prefer to listen to the meetings and meditate with their eyes closed.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 05:01:35 +0000
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