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Early morning WalMart encounter: WM: (after my EAS Protein Shakes wont ring up). Its not in the computer. Pete: if its not in the computer its mines. WM: its yours? Pete: yes, by federal statute and mandate under the superfund amendments and re-authorization act of 1989, any merchandise in a retail establishment that at the point of custody exchange, by monetary instrument, when said merchandise cannot be verified as a valid commodity by customary and reasonable inventory and tare means, shall summarily, instantly and without fiscal intercourse become the sole property of the customer attempting to purchase said merchandise. This was further substantiated by the EPAs Resource Conservation and Recovery Act and the Department of Justice RICO anti corruption statutes, Its mine! WM: ok, sounds good, have a nice day!
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 13:39:54 +0000

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