Elf on a Shelf...I get it. Fun times and fond memories for those families who carry on this activity. Ummm...I guess its a good gimmick to try and persuade those naughty little hellions that Santa will not bring them lots of good cheers if the Elf reports negative feedback to Santa. Parents with bad bad kids look at it as like a month long vacation...the very first time they begin to act like a fool, kick, scream, bite, throw or just act like a rabid beast in general. Do the most common thing toss that Elf onto their laps...they may have forgotten about the Elf being able to tell Santa on them for being naughty but I guarantee one thing... they will instantly stop acting out cause that is one jacked up..creepy looking Elf that would throw most children into a Helen Keller state of shock just by its touch. No, parents dont use this as a year long plan. It was meant for 1 month out of the year and I can imagine parents having in mind that if it worked for 1 month then just maybe.. they can bribe him with no Christmas for the remaining 11 months.That is just wrong....all kinds of wrong. Speaking of that if its passed December and I see you and your child in public...the store and hes in a cart and beside him is the Elf...or in a stroller and the Elf is lounging on the hood/roof watching down from above or you crossing the street and holding the hands with the Elf and your child, I will stop you and compliment you on a very well behaved child you have..then I will give the child a hug for being such a good thing and I will quietly whisper in his ear...Santa died earlier this year.. one of his Elves that is the twin brother to your Elf poured Elf Sugar in his sleigh tank and cut the brake lines...accident. The Easter Bunny got invited over to the Wolfs for dinner...but Easter Bunny was too stupid to realize he was the dinner. Easter Bunny put up an epic battle trying to convince the Wolf that rabbits do lay colorful eggs, that for some reason taste just like a chicken egg. Oh, and the colorful plastic eggs that held all the chocolates you liked so much....yeah buddy that wasnt chocolate...why do you think your mom kept telling you your breath smells like shit At last the tooth fairy... get real its your parents stealing your teeth. They pay you in pennies cause you cant count. Now after all them secrets I have told to your child...rather he believes me or not...I do know one thing for sure DONT use that creepy ass Elf as a gimmick to keep a child good. Cause my last whisper to him will be...that Elf that your mom threatens you with wont tell Santa anything cause if she goes to threaten you with no Christmas this year just look at your mom and say Santa told to to tell dad that you have been very bad and naughty for many years..and that the plumber comes by ever day around noon to drain is pipe Guaranteed...that mommy will be more then happy to throw that Elf out.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 18:55:25 +0000
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