FACTS & JOKES (1.)Two women wear the same gown: She copied my style! Two men wear the same shirt: Bro, I like your shirt, It looks exactly like mine (2.)9ja democracy be lik dem all crazy (3.)A typical Nigerian undergraduate Lady will have a boyfriend, recharge-card boyfriend, exam boyfriend, home bf, Sugar-daddy, Sugar Uncle (4.)If I swallow magnets,Will I become attractive? (5.)Life is too short to wait till you finish the food before eating the meat or fish jare. (6.)Life is too short to b serious all d time, so if U cant laugh at urself call me to come and laugh at U (7.)Its strange hOw people bear names of countries like Israel, Jordan, Dominica, Georgia even Jamaica. . . . and no one is ever called Nigeria. Habah!!! (8.)No Matter The Level Of Love Between You & Your Partner, Mtn/Etisalat Will Always Send You Messages More Than Your Partner. (9.)If after dating him for 10yrs, he leaves you for someone else. Go and ask him for your pension, or an award for Long service. It is your right. (10.)Irony Of Life: If you sleep at work, you are lazy; if your boss does same, he is taking a nap! Which one is ur best??? Courtesy of Latex Jokes
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 06:19:33 +0000
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