FANTASTIC ANSWERS FOR STUPID QUESTIONS.... 1>> Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask you are you sleeping? ANS> No, Im picking beans. 2>> Youre making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? ANS> I want to wash them for you 3>> They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath? ANS> No, I fell into the toilet bowl 4>> You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? ANS> No, Im waiting for my office to come down and get me! 5>> Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him; are those flowers? ANS> No baby, theyre carrots! 6>> Youre in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and ask; what are you doing here? ANS> Im here to pay my school fees! 7>> When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping? ANS> No! Im practising how to die. 8>> You went to a restaurant and the waiter asks you; please can i get you a table? ANS> No, Im here to eat on the floor. . . Keep the fun going.... ADD YOURS .
Posted on: Fri, 01 Aug 2014 17:10:41 +0000
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