Faith is a journey, not a guilt trip. Faith is antonymous with logic. Fate is only for those unable to control their own futures. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act theirs. Fire it up, light it up, smoke it up. First Deserve, then desire. Five out of four people have problems with fractions. For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. For the common man can do nothing: The fact he undertakes the task makes him uncommon. For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails...and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever. Forgive and forget. Form is temporary. Class is permanent. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Friends come and go, but a good enemy lasts forever. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Friendship is like peeing in your pants: Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth. For every negative in life, there is a greater positive. Friends come and go, but enemies are here forever. Freedom is not free. Friends are like a four leaf clover,hard to find but good to have.
Posted on: Thu, 15 Aug 2013 06:54:49 +0000
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