Father Guido Sarducci on what happens when we die: Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesnt seem like much, but it adds up). If theres money left when you subtract what you owe from what youve earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.)
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 13:30:37 +0000
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